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Royal Pet Portraits

Turn any pet into Renaissance royalty. Every portrait below is a real before/after from a random stock photo run through our own image pipeline. No cherry-picking, ~1¢ of compute each.

View the Reel / TikTok scripts →

The gallery

Same pet, four outfit styles. The face, breed and markings stay unmistakably theirs.

King dog
The King — crown & coronation robe
Queen cat
The Queen — tiara & ermine cloak
General dog
The General — medals & sash
Renaissance noble dog
Renaissance Noble — lace ruff & brocade
King dog 2
The King — second breed
Queen cat 2
The Queen — second cat

Proof: it keeps THEIR face

The selling point is likeness. Here is the input photo beside the result.

Dog before and after
Sleepy hound → King. Same ears, same face, same coat.
Cat before and after
Tabby → Queen. Markings and green eyes preserved.

Etsy listing copy

Tap “Copy” and paste straight into an Etsy listing. Three products: digital, canvas, multi-pet.

Listing 1 · Digital Download — $24.99
TITLE:
Custom Royal Pet Portrait Digital Download | Renaissance Dog Cat Portrait from Photo | Funny Personalized Pet King Queen Gift | Printable Wall Art

DESCRIPTION:
Turn your pet into royalty. Send us one clear photo of your dog or cat (any pet) and we hand-craft a regal Renaissance oil-painting portrait of them in a crown and royal robes, keeping their exact face, markings and expression.

What you get:
- A high-resolution digital file (300 DPI, print-ready up to 24x36")
- Proof within 24 hours, free revisions until you love it
- Yours to print anywhere, post, or set as a phone/desktop background

How it works:
1. Buy this listing
2. Message us 1-2 clear, well-lit photos of your pet (face visible)
3. Pick a style: Royal King, Queen, Renaissance Noble, or Military General
4. Approve your proof, then download your file

The perfect gift for pet parents, birthdays, Christmas, or as a pet memorial keepsake.

TAGS:
royal pet portrait, custom pet portrait, renaissance pet, pet portrait photo, dog portrait gift, cat portrait, king pet portrait, funny pet gift, pet memorial gift, printable pet art, personalized pet, pet lover gift, digital pet portrait
Listing 2 · Canvas (Printful) — $59 / $79 / $99
TITLE:
Custom Royal Pet Portrait Canvas | Renaissance Dog Cat Painting from Photo | Personalized Pet King Queen Wall Art | Pet Memorial Gift Printed & Framed

DESCRIPTION:
Turn your pet into royalty, printed on gallery-quality canvas and shipped to your door, ready to hang. Send one clear photo and we paint your dog or cat as a Renaissance king, queen, noble or general, keeping their exact face and markings.

What you get:
- A hand-finished royal portrait of YOUR pet on gallery-wrapped canvas
- Sizes: 12x16" ($59), 16x20" ($79), 18x24" ($99). Framed option available.
- Proof within 24 hours, free revisions, then we print and ship (3-7 business days)

How it works:
1. Buy this listing and choose your size
2. Message us 1-2 clear photos of your pet (face visible)
3. Pick a style: King, Queen, Renaissance Noble, or Military General
4. Approve your proof, we print and ship to your door

A show-stopping gift for any pet parent, and a lasting memorial keepsake.

TAGS:
royal pet canvas, custom pet painting, renaissance dog portrait, cat canvas art, pet portrait gift, king dog painting, personalized pet canvas, pet memorial canvas, dog mom gift, cat lover gift, custom dog art, pet wall art, royal animal portrait
Listing 3 · Multi-Pet / Royal Pair — digital $34.99 / canvas from $79
TITLE:
Custom Royal Pet Portrait for Two Pets | Renaissance King & Queen Dog Cat Painting from Photo | Personalized Multi-Pet Wall Art Gift

DESCRIPTION:
Two pets, one royal court. Send us a photo of each pet and we paint them together as a regal Renaissance pair, King and Queen, royal siblings, or a noble duo, keeping each one's exact face and markings.

What you get:
- Both pets in one museum-style royal oil portrait
- Digital file (300 DPI) or gallery canvas, sizes from 16x20"
- Proof within 24 hours, free revisions until it's perfect

How it works:
1. Buy this listing
2. Message us one clear photo of EACH pet
3. Pick your theme and outfits
4. Approve your proof, then download or we print & ship

The ultimate gift for multi-pet households and pet-loving couples.

TAGS:
multi pet portrait, two pets canvas, royal pet pair, custom pet painting, renaissance pet portrait, king queen pets, dog and cat art, personalized pet gift, pet couple portrait, family pet art, custom dog cat, pet lover gift, royal animal portrait

“You are already a masterpiece” — family into a famous painting (tested, it works)

Inga's idea: fit a family's real faces into a famous multi-figure masterpiece (Eph 2:10). We tested it on American Gothic with two stand-in faces. It works, with tools we already have, free.

The pipeline, proven end to end: (1) start from a public-domain masterpiece; (2) place each person's real face into the right figure with open-source face-swap (runs on our own server, no API, no per-image cost, likeness preserved); (3) run one “repaint as a single oil painting” pass so the faces stop looking like photos pasted on and become part of the artwork. Step 3 is the magic, and notably our cheap image model allows it here (the input is a whole painting, not a portrait edit, so it isn't blocked the way a lone face is).
American Gothic family swap, three steps
Original → real faces placed → repainted into one artwork. Two test faces, ~pennies of compute.
Honest limits: this is harder than the pet portraits and needs polish (face/figure matching, lighting, higher resolution, and a quick human eyeball per order). And a side note from testing: Grok can't do this — its image API is text-to-image only, so it invents a stranger instead of keeping the real face. The win is the free in-house face-swap + repaint combo above, not a new paid API.